Number One: How Dare You?

Marsoni

M251S

$66.00

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Number One: How Dare You?You have a lot of questions, but this one is the most important. Arent exes just the absolute worst? Like, look at their stupid face. Their stupid, handsome face. Its just infuriating, you know? Especially when your resolution for this year was to get more attention, and you have a plan to wear your hottest track suit to visit him in prison and hes gonna regret ever treating you so badly. Because you are the Business Bitch, and you have no weaknesses.

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This is one of my dog’s favorite toys. She loves figuring out how to pull the crinkly part out of the rubber tube, and she loves chewing on the spiky rubbery tube. I have to replace this toy often because my dog also likes to pull pieces of rubber off of the tube. She doesn’t ingest the rubber; she just loves the act of pulling it all apart. I am still giving this toy 5 stars because my dog loves this toy and it keeps her busy.

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Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2026